Just Another Silly Love Song...er, Poem

Because of you... 
We have five cats
And I'm allergic to cats
Especially to the one
Who sleeps in our bed
On top of my head
Even though it's quite a big bed

Because of you...
We live in the sticks
With the frogs, spiders, and ticks
While I wear heels in the dirt
First hoping not to fall
Then that this town, so small
Gives this high-tone girl her own mall

Because of you...
Our house swells each day
With junk you won't give away
And should I dare to suggest
We have a yard sale
Goodwill if we fail
One of us would end up in jail

And because of you...
This house is a home
I know I'm never alone
And none of these little things
Can break us apart
Try testing my heart
For we are, Always, Split Aparts